User:Hidden User No37

我叫伏地魔，我喜欢玩沙盒类游戏，尤其是吃鸡。
虽然我经常玩，可是我却永远吃不到鸡。
为什么？因为一个字：菜！
雨天，我是个聋子；雾天，我是个瞎子；而在晴天，我竟然是个盒子！
AUG能被我玩成AKM，4倍扩容MK14能被我从脚尖一直打到脚后跟。
8倍镜刚开镜，人就丢了，一收起瞄准镜，就发现我的旁边多了个绿色的小铁球。
每次捡到信号枪，召唤超级空投时，空投永远都是落在房顶上。
捡空投时不是被四个人围殴就是被狙击手撂倒。
有人愿意带我吗？我保证不会坑队友。因为我一落地就成盒

My name is Voldemort (in China,Voldemort means a person who attacks someone by lying on the ground). I like playing sandbox games, especially PUBG.
Although I often play, but I can never win.
Why is that? Because of one word: SUX!
On rainy days, I am deaf; When fog, I am blind; On clear days, I'm a box!
AUG can be used as AKM by me, and MK14 can be fired from toe to heel by me.
8 times scope just open lens, the person disappeared, a pack up aim lens, detection my flank many a green small iron ball.
Every time I pick up the signal gun and summon super airdrop, the airdrop always falls on the roof.
When picking up the airdrop, I was either beaten up by four people or mowed down by a sniper.
Anybody want to take me? I promise I won't cheat my teammates. Because I become into a box while landing!